Honeycombs Loop

Faithful readers of my blog know that I like to hike and then write silly blog posts about the experience. I have absolutely no idea where the posts go once they are released into the blogosphere or who reads them except those who should, like my mom and wife, don't. However, I know of at least one reader as I was recently contacted by Nicole from Mrs. Lowe's 6th grade class in Colorado Springs regarding outdoor recreation. Apparently Richard Hikes, the greatest hiking blog ever (I know, I did say "silly" earlier) was part and parcel of a research project about enjoying outdoor activity. Anyway, Nicole shared a link with camping safety tips that I'll pass along here. By the way, Mrs. Lowe, I think Nicole should get an A+ for her fine research and her good taste in hiking blogs. And speaking of children enjoying the outdoors, six such grown-up children went on an incredible and challenging backpack trip in Oregon's remote and and rugged Owyhee Uplands.

Kyle takes in the Honeycombs view at sunset

This was one of the tougher hikes I've ever been on. The three-day backpack trek in eastern Oregon had no trail, no shade, no clean water, and no post-hike back rub. However, it did provide cow patties, cow patty polluted water, a confusing maze of canyons, and rattlesnakes. It was an epic and a totally awesome hike!

Rick uses some of those routefinding skills

The Owyhee Uplands straddle the Oregon - Idaho border in a place where borders don't really mean much. Think of the remotest place you know, and the Owyhee Uplands are a hundred times more remote. It was so remote, it took us 3 hours to make the 24 mile drive on rutted dirt roads from the paved highway to the trailhead. On the drive in, we stopped to frequently check GPS's and maps just to make sure we were on the right trail...oops, I mean road. I didn't really anticipate needing to use routefinding skills to start the hike where we would need to use routefinding skills.

Day 1

Rick, Lane, Kevin, Kyle, and Mark

From a dried up livestock watering trough, we began walking up a very rough jeep track that gradually dropped down to the head of Painted Canyon. There were no trees around for at least 1,000 miles, or so it seemed, just miles and miles of sagebrush with sweeping vistas of barren hills and mountains. While cloudless and sunny, a cool hangover from the prior day's snow and sleet storm still remained.

Hey, Culligan Man!

A half-dozen 10 gallon water bottles were neatly placed at the end of the dirt road, left by some unknown trail angel. And since we were now out of road to follow, the real hike started with a scramble down a steep slope into Painted Canyon. The canyon was dusty and arid, and the "trail" was the dry creek bed on the canyon floor. And lest we would think the hiking easy, within the first 100 yards the first of many sheer drops presented itself.

The canyon floor was fairly level and was easy to walk on for the most part. But the canyon was descending and when it lost elevation, it lost it all at once. The first drop over what I call a "dry waterfall" was only a couple of feet but the further we went, the higher the drops. We wound up taking off our packs and passing them down hiker-to-hiker like a bucket brigade from the 1800's.

It would only get better

As I mentioned, Painted Canyon was dry and brushy and was not very painted. That all changed when the route finally bottomed out. The canyon widened a bit and orange rock spikes began to poke out of the sagebrush here and there. Before long, the here and there morphed into a solid ocher wall, the orange of the rocks contrasting nicely with the cobalt blue sky above.

Carlton Canyon

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, it did. Painted Canyon, ran into much larger Carlton Canyon and we'd follow the defile down to Lake Owyhee, our camping spot for the night. Everything was bigger and better in Carlton Canyon: The towers were taller, the walls sheerer, the minarets more ornate, and the spikes pointier. We could scarcely believe the wonderment of it all and awestruck Kyle commented "...this is national park worthy". His statement was apt because I was thinking Carlton Canyon reminded me of the Kolob Canyons in Zion National Park.

Carlton Canyon was utterly fantastic

It was several miles of spectacular canyon scenery as we followed game trails braiding on the canyon floor. It was almost tragic when the canyon widened and ended at the willow trees surrounding Lake Owyhee. To say we were disappointed in the lakeside campsite would be an understatement, for underneath the trees was a herd of perpetually pooping cattle. The poopitude was astounding as cow patties were everywhere, you really had to watch your step or where you pitched your tent. The lake's water was suspiciously murky and most likely tainted. Everybody treated, filtered, or boiled their water and Mark took no chances, doing all three. Me, I just added several extra purification tablets to the water which then flavored my water with the sweet and intoxicating blend of medicinal tasting iodine combined with an earthy hint of cow dung. Rick and I took a stroll further down the shore to see if we could find a less tainted camping spot. We could not.

Day 2 

Morning at camp

The original plan was to day hike from camp and then head out the third day. However, we didn't trust the overly curious cattle to respect our boundaries so we decided to do the out leg on this gray and overcast day. And here I thought it was only deer that I needed to worry about! So north along the lake we went before stark and barren Saddle Butte got in the way.

Lake Owyhee

The route called for us going up and over a high pass next to Saddle Butte but there were several deep canyons in the way. So it was down then up then down then up on soft slopes that shifted and slid under boots. It was hard work, and from the distant lake we could hear the derisive moos of the cattle watching us.

Horsies!

In Painted Canyon, we had noticed large heaps of horse poop, seemingly purposefully arranged. Turns out, wild stallions (and some humans) mark their territory by pooping in the same spot and building up a large "stud pile" The poop piles spotted in the canyon were an indicator of the presence of wild horses. After contributing to the stud pile, the stallions (and some humans) turn around and sniff their handiwork. And is this more than you ever wanted know about horse poop? If you want to see a stallion make a stud pile, just click on this link. And if you don't, it's OK, I understand. Anyway, from a breezy promontory, we noticed a small herd of horses hanging out with the cattle. The occasion just called for some photography and I whipped out the camera and went to work.

Yowzah!

On my way back to rejoin my comrades, a dry rattle to my left got my sudden and very undivided attention. I knew exactly what it was but was somewhat discomfited to find the rattlesnake about two inches from my foot, I had nearly stepped on it! A neat pivot away from the buzzing serpent took me out of harm's way, the snake slithered backwards away from me and the whole incident was over just like that. I was really pleased with the cool, calm, collected manner with which the encounter was handled, except for one thing: everybody heard me yell out "Yowzah!" Lane shrieked like a little girl and did a week's worth of cardio when running from his snake, but I said "Yowzah" and was therefore subject to cruel ridicule for the rest of the trip. Most unfair.

Faint trail on Saddle Butte

Once on the trail, we continued to the pass on Saddle Butte, walking on a faint trail in dry grass. Another herd of horses grazed on a grassy slope far above us on the mountain. And from the pass, it was back down to the lake. We had expended a great deal of energy going up and down the canyons, only to make small progress along the lake shore. And in the process, I had risked my very valuable life and limbs, vis-a-vis the rattlesnake encounter.

Wrong canyon with a right view

We had arrived on Bensley Flat, a relatively popular campsite for the boating crowd. Well, as popular as it gets in this lonely little corner of the Oregon sandbox. Judging by the numerous cow patties "decorating" the lake shore, the cattle are equal opportunity poopers, befouling lake for hikers and boaters alike. A small canyon entrance signaled our route away from the lake but it was a rather prodigious climb up a simultaneously rocky and grassy slope just to get to the narrow slot canyon. After struggling just to make the canyon's portal, we were dismayed to find the canyon dead-ended shortly thereafter. Turned out that when faced with several canyon choices seen from Lake Owyhee, we would naturally take the wrong canyon.

Honeycombs in the late afternoon

All that climbing up to the canyon had been very hard work and we did not want to give up our hard-won elevation gain, so a traverse across to a wide and very obvious (in hindsight) canyon mouth was in order. This particular canyon ran into the heart of The Honeycombs, so named for all the rock formations with holes in them. The Honeycombs lie on the face of the earth like a large slab of stale orange Swiss cheese. Sure enough, pillars, minarets, pillars, and battlements showed up, flanking either side of the canyon. And yes, there were rock walls with more holes in them than a philanderer's alibi. All that up and down stuff had us all pretty tired so we set up a dry camp several miles into the canyon.

Perfect end to the day

Day 3

Let's go hiking!

We were only about 5 miles from our cars so it didn't figure this day's hiking would be so tough. Wrong, again! Getting off to an early morning start, we set out, following an obvious path up the canyon. The head walls of the canyon loomed overhead, looking as easy to surmount as the Empire State Building. However, we needed to get up and over the canyon head and there was no obvious route. The guidebook said to angle to the right, so we did that very thing.

Kyle looks like he might be enjoying this

Wrong again, sigh! We angled to the right up to an obvious pass. The slope was very steep and we were exhausted when we staggered to the top. We were also quite cheesed to see we had worked so hard to attain a clifftop with no way down to the canyon below. Besides which, we didn't want to go down into the canyons anyway, as what we really wanted to do was attain the gentle rolling slopes of Juniper Ridge. I almost didn't appreciate the magnificent view of the Honeycombs from our clifftop aerie but upon later viewing, the photographs made it seem like we had fun.

Rocky chute out of here

So, down the incredibly steep slope we go where we dithered at length about how to get out of here. Finally, Kyle volunteered to scramble up a rocky chute to see if he could find the mysteriously missing Juniper Ridge. And better yet, the chute did wind up getting us out of the canyon and three cheers for Kyle. However, getting up the steep gully was very hard work. If anything, it was harder than our first wrong-way attempt. After attaining the ridge behind the canyon, we all plopped down in grateful respite.

View from atop Juniper Ridge

Juniper Ridge has no juniper trees on it. In fact, there was nothing higher than knee-high sagebrush growing on the broad ridge. It had no trail on it either, and we began wading through the sagebrush over and around a series of round high points on the ridge crest. The views from Juniper Ridge were just tremendous as we hiked. The morning cloud cover had burned off for the most part and cloud shadows danced on the surrounding countryside. Wide, sweeping vistas entertained and the higher mountains of the Owyhee Uplands were flecked with snow. Deep canyons carved their way virtually at our feet and occasionally we caught glimpses of Lake Owyhee. Way cool!

Lane drops down into Painted Canyon

As we rounded a hill, a trail came into view. It was a real trail with meaning and purpose and it was kind of like getting on the Interstate after driving all day on a jeep track. We made good time which was a good thing because one by one, we all ran out of water. At a saddle below prominent Sheepshead Ridge, the route dropped off Juniper Ridge and we walked down a grassy slope past some bemused cattle. After descending into Painted Canyon, it was time for a joyous reunion with the Culligan-Man water bottles. The simple pleasure of guzzling water is not overrated and it's a luxury oft taken for granted. Soon all hikers in our party sported distended bellies that gurgled and sloshed with any movement.

Sheepshead Ridge

Kyle and I hiked the last mile or so of jeep track to retrieve the vehicles and pick everybody up. The road was awful but that's OK because Dollie was not there to see where I took her precious Jeep. The atrocious road was merely one more thing that made this hike epic and totally awesome!

Epic and totally awesome!

For more pictures of this hike, please visit the Flickr album.

Jordan Craters

So, we killed off a cold morning wandering around the Pillars of Rome. However, the weather was still nasty and there was still half a day yet to kill. Another tourist trip was quickly cobbled together and off we went on the ION Highway with our state of Oregon being the "O" in ION (Nevada and Idaho are the other two states). Once we climbed the plateau rising above the Owyhee River, a powerful gale drove snow and sleet flurries sideways across the road. All the second-guessing about starting our backpack trip a day later was put to rest by the wintry conditions. Looking at the snow whizzing across the road, we each imagined walking with a backpack on in these conditions and concluded it had been absolutely the right call to postpone the backpack trip.

See a tree?
Me, neither

So, 2 cars full of self-congratulating would-be backpackers left the highway just past the small town of Jordan Valley, and crawled along 18 miles of rough dirt roads to arrive at Jordan Craters. Whistle pigs (also known as Canada marmot, thickwood badger, groundhog, or woodchuck) are large rodents that somewhat resemble guinea pigs; they were seen by the hundreds as they scurried across the road.  Also spotted on the drive were a lone coyote and a small herd of antelope, sure signs we were not in western Oregon anymore. Plus, there was not a tree within 5 parsecs of the craters, the lack of trees readily apparent to we residents of Douglas County, where the even the trees grow trees.

Coffeepot Crater

Jordan Craters refers to a large lava flow lying on the wide and expansive landscape like a unpicked black scab. Most of the lava emanated from Coffeepot Crater, a small cinder cone at the head of the flow. However, there are so many other spatter cones and holes in the ground that have ejected some form of lava in the past, that the field is collectively known as the Jordan Craters.

Lava moles emerge, eyes blinking in the bright daylight

At Coffeepot Crater, the wind was blowing and appropriately enough, we all scattered in different directions like so many dandelion seeds in the breeze. Lane, Kevin, and I headed off to a nearby cluster of small spatter cones. The lava had flowed like flaming hot molasses and when it cooled off and solidified, the lava was forever frozen in gooey form. It was hard to walk in the lava because the flows fractured and cracked as the lava cooled but had to keep moving anyway as new lava was pushing the old lava forward. Hiking across the tortured landscape was kind of like walking on the moon except for the no-air and solar radiation thing.

The crater of Coffeepot Crater
I guess this is where the coffee gets brewed

After cruising the spatter cones, I walked up the soft cinders on Coffeepot Crater to attain the crater rim. Wow! At the top, the wind was shrieking and it was very difficult to walk a straight line. It was a somewhat unnerving to stagger to and fro like a drunk failing a sobriety test while on a narrow path precariously perched above a volcanic crater. I was glad to drop off the rim (and not drop OFF the rim) back down to where the cold wind was just a brisk breeze and not the malevolent force it had been on the rim. Down below in the crater's maw, a florescent yellow-colored dot that was Mark's windbreaker marked the progress he and Kyle were making as they explored the crater floor.

Hiking across the lava flow

In the large flow below Coffeepot Crater, we found some small craters that were quite large in human-scale, a fall into one of those would really hurt. A lava aqueduct was pretty cool and gave Lane an opportunity to yet again mug for the camera. Rick, whose needs are simple, strode off to the edge of the flow and was quite happy to have spotted a jackrabbit.

Sigh....

A walk around the base of Coffeepot Crater empirically proved that I walk in circles and also finished off our visit to the massive lava flow. Suitably impressed, we headed back, stopping briefly to visit the ruins of an abandoned homestead, the chimney standing forlornly all by itself in the rubble. The homestead was surrounded by the imposing cliffs of Table Mountain with the snow-covered Owyhee Mountains looming across the border in Idaho. The soughing of the wind seemed to sound the mournful whispers of ghosts forever roaming this desolate and lonely land.

Ruins

The good news was that while the temps still remained cold and chilly, the storm had passed through and nicer weather was in the offing for the rest of the week. We would be backpacking in earnest the next day.

Once viscous lava, now solid rock

For more pictures of this hike, please visit the Flickr album.

Pillars of Rome

They say "When in Rome, do as the Romans do!" Well, on April 25th that might have been a little difficult to accomplish as the nasty weather probably had all 18 Oregon Romans indoors, huddling around a wood stove for warmth. We, on the other hand, were tenting it next to the Owyhee River and had no such recourse. Besides which, huddling in a sleeping bag inside a tent all day sounds kind of boring, not matter how restful it may be. So the six of us hopped in our cars and set off on some dirt roads on a quest for the fabled Pillars of Rome.

View from the Rome Cliffs

From the miniscule hamlet of Rome, the Owyhee River heads north in a shallow canyon and the river supports a fair number of farms and ranches next to the river. Shortly thereafter, the river enters the Owyhee Canyon area which is mostly accessible only by river rafts. The soft rock, comprised of volcanic ash, is easily eroded which is how the river had carved the formidable canyon in the first place. However, the same aqueous forces that carved out the Owyhee Canyon have also created some fantastic rock formations on the Rome Cliffs, a prime example of which are the aforementioned Pillars of Rome.

Trails are so overrated

There were cliffs everywhere up a wide side-canyon to the Owyhee River and we parked the car at the the most spectacular rock formations of the bunch. Turned out we were at the actual Pillars of Rome which were guarded by a bored guard cow. There was no trail and there was one barbed-wire fence so we just followed the fence line through the knee high sagebrush while the cow looked disappointed we didn't hop over and scratch him behind the ears.

Darn young whippersnappers!

The pillars are part of the much larger Rome Cliffs complex and our route basically hugged the base of the cliffs while providing ample views of the canyon under a cold gray sky. But at least the wind was blocked by the cliff so we didn't complain too loud. We noticed a pair of (young) hikers hiking on top of the cliffs and wondered how they got up there.  Oops, that was Mark and Kyle, Lane's (young) friends bounding up the steep slope as only the (young) can do. Us (old) Roseburgians (me, Rick, Lane, and Kevin) took a more leisurely pace up a steep draw to get up to the top of the cliffs.

View from a small peak

Wow, we could see some stuff from the top, like miles and miles of sagebrush and tumbleweed. Canyons carved up the plateau above the river and creek valleys and it is odd to say "rivers" and "creeks" in relation to the scenery because it was about as dry as a freeze-dried mummy. Yet, what little water there is has created some awesome geologic features.

Just had to climb the pimple

On the Rome Cliffs rim, a small cone rose like an unsqueezed zit and it just called us. A short cross-country jaunt later, we enjoyed more stupendous views from atop the pimple. By now, we had worked our way above the dirty white Pillars and looked upon the Pillars of Rome like some modern day Visigoths just before the pillaging.

Visigoth at the Sacking of Rome

Sprouting out of a ledge like two giant mushrooms were a pair of isolated columns; a short scramble down provided a closer look. We had fun posing seriously as befits such a noble monument and then it was back down to the valley floor below the Pillars. This time around, though, we did slip through the fence although the cow was still disappointed we didn't scratch him behind the ears.

Rock temple

For more pictures of this hike, please visit the Flickr album.

Rome, Oregon

OK, this blog entry is more travelogue than hiking blog, unless you count Lane running in terror from a hissing snake as a hike. But I have pictures and feel obligated to share, so here it is.

Be it ever so humble...

Located in the middle of nowhere in eastern Oregon, the "city" of Rome consists of a store, restaurant, gas station, and a couple of houses. The Owyhee River runs right past the hamlet and we camped at Rome Launch which was surprisingly busy. Turns out, the launch is where the Owyhee Canyon rafters put in but they can only do so when the river is at a certain height. So naturally, the best time to run the river is when the river carries the winter runoff which happened to be the weekend we chose to land there. The campground was a busy place what with rafters camping everywhere. Our ultralight no-frill camping gear looked meager and sparse when compared to the luxurious rafter digs. 

Evening in Rome

The basic plan was to camp one night and then head to the Owyhee Lake area for some backpacking fun. However, the forecast called for snow, rain, and 50 mile-per-hour winds so we weren't looking forward to backpacking the next day. Sure enough, in the middle of the night came the howling winds which fortunately, were a few miles short of 50 m.p.h. But dang, it was cold though, seemingly at odds with the desert environs we were camping in. It sure felt like snow was on the way so we decided to postpone the backpack trip one day.

We camped next to the Owyhee River

So, the next day was spent doing some sightseeing in the area (blogs to follow) and on the higher plateaus above the river, we did run into some nasty snow, sleet, and high winds. We all agreed it was the right call to wait one more day. By the time we finished our touristing, the winds had abated and the cloud cover was breaking up. It still was cold, but not as cold as it had been the previous night.

Say "aaahh!"

This property protected by guard snake

Run, Rick, run!

In the late afternoon, Lane and I followed a path along the Owyhee River. Suddenly, Lane shrieked like a little girl and ran down the trail screaming something about a hissing bush. Turned out there was one pissed off gopher snake with anger management issues lurking in the sagebrush. Watching out for the pointy end, I eventually captured the snake but not before he gave me a nip that drew a spot of blood. The snake was released off-trail and the first thing it did with its new found freedom was to give chase to Rick, throwing strikes while hissing like an overheated radiator. Lane's trail name is now "Snake Girl".

What warmth looked like

We enjoyed the setting sun around a rather large snake-free campfire that Mark built. The rafting group next door supplied us with food, drink, tunes, and general all-around camaraderie. Life was good and we enjoyed the comparatively warm night in Rome before packing up the following morning. And that's it for our Rome stay: Arrivederci Roma!

Arrivederci Roma!

For more pictures, please visit the Flickr album.